Friday, December 26, 2003

5 more days till this shit is over

Can you believe it? 2 to the 0 to the 0 to the mudda fucking 3 is coming to a close. Hasn't it been the shittiest year ever? Man! I mean, I'm not one for grand endings and new years resolutions but I know for a fact that next year has to be a lot better than this year has ever and will ever (i doubt much will happen over the next 5 days to make up the past 12 months) be. I clap my hands to that.

But for the sake of making 2004 look like heaven, let's review what we've been put through for the sake of Gods amusement.

1.8th January my father dies. And of course it has to be the 8th because my birthday's on the 8th. A little reminder, in case I forgot. YES GOD, I HEAR YOU.

2.Hearts were broken and a love of epic proportions knew that it had to come to an end but not without a fight.

3.Sprinkle a couple of major fights throughout the year, just for the perfect touch.

4.Did I tell you I OD-ed? Oh yes and when I hear the P word, I immediately gag and make sure that some tylenol is at hand.

5.The hatred for my mother grew ten-fold and in related stories, fights had broken out between us that I know, will forever leave emotional scars that will intefere between my relationships with the ones I love. I'm sorry to my children in advance.

6.How about the one where my sister and mother heard me call them "drama queens that tcs desperately needed"? Oh that was a classic. - Goodbye Catspit, hello Down low.

7.When it came to the situation of marriage, he fucked me up many a times and caused more problems between me and family than ants in an ant hill. So fuck you for that but it's all good now.... or it better be.

8.Deciding that 1 is not enough, I went for 2. Yes. 2 different people that I did the dirty and said Hi-Ho Sailor, the ship is in. WHILE being engaged. "Who's the pretty slut, Polly? Who's the pretty slut." Raa!

9.I broke an unexpected heart of a friend which I wish hadn't happened so that he might be spared heartache he does not deserve.

10.My bestest girlie's heart gets broken and I'm sorry I wasn't there enough for her although I still agree he's not worth the time or emotional torment. *looks at you* At least he finally had the balls to end it and to stop torturing you because I know he's just like me and at least he's taking responsibility for the end. So please, understand that this was meant to happen and there are better guys out there who not only will love you but will appreciate YOU for who YOU are and not what they can turn you into. yes? *kiss* Chill sweets.

11.Closing in on the year, a month and a half is enough to set more landmarks in your life. But this takes the cake. I got married. Yup, on the 31st of November, I got married. Oh yes. I repeat, I got married.

12.And then, a couple weeks down the road, I got pregnant. Or did I? The test says yes, my mind says no. We'll see who wins in 2004.

13.Last but not least, on the 25th of December, Santa's reindeer went loose and had bewitched a puddle of water on the freeway to cause an accident where me and my husband almost fucking DIED as we plunged head on towards the centre divider. Thankfully, we got away with only bruises and a fucked up body ache which I know will stay with me until the new year.


AND with that my friend, I conclude 2003. A year littered with deaths, births (?) and life-endangering events. I just hope that next year will bring a little peace and serenity because this is seriously taking a toll on my health. Let's all toast to that.


Cheers.

::me:: at 13:52